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Facts about Women

1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the
world where they feel like they're actually in control.

2) Women especially love a bargain. The question
of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it
out. Anything on sale is fair game.

3) Women never have anything to wear. Don't
question the racks of clothes in the closet;
you "just don't understand".

4) Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone
unless they know you can hear them.

5) Women will always ask questions that have no
right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling
guilty.

6) Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them
and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have
nothing to say.

7) Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones
need a man around when there's a spider or a
wasp involved.

8) Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at
them from the inside. And they don't view it as
being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or
three people.

9) Women always go to public restrooms in
groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

10) If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack
five days worth of clothes and will wear some
things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip
she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know
what she'll feel like wearing each day.

11) Women brush their hair before bed.

12) Women are paid less than men, except for one
field: Modeling.

13) Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the
man's responsibility.

14) The average number of items in a typical
woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be
able to identify most of these items.

15) Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but
when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

16) Women love to talk on the phone. A woman
can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon
returning home, she will call the same friend and
they will talk for three hours.

17) A woman will dress up to go shopping, water
the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone,
read a book, or get the mail.

18) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the
question, 'How do I look?'

19) Women will make three right-hand turns to
avoid making one left-hand turn.

20) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning
in woman- language than it does in man- language.

21) Women cannot use a map without turning the
map to correspond to the direction that they are
heading.

22) If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in
a flower shop, you can probably start up a
conversation by asking, "What did you do?"

23) Women don't really care about a sense of
humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You
don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get
to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?

24) It's okay for women to kiss each other and not
be gay.

25) Women will spend hours dressing up to go out,
and then they'll go out and spend more time
checking out other women. Men can never catch
women checking out other men; women will
always catch men checking out other women.

26) The most embarrassing thing for women is to
find another woman wearing the same dress at a
formal party.