car bumper SIGN..

• Watch out for the idiot behind me
• I'm driving this way just to piss you off
• Keep honking, I'm reloading.
• Honk if you love peace and quiet.
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
• Honk If You Want To See My Finger!
• Don't drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill your drink.
• I brake for fairys, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see
• Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here.
• If you can read this I'm not going fast enough.
• Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
• 0 to bitch in 3.6 seconds
• I'm not driving fast-just flying low
• If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
• My karma ran over your dogma
• I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.
• If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
• I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
• I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

MY VERY BERY FAV:

"IM FAT,UR UGLY

BUT,I CAN DIET"